Wooser's Hand-to-Mouth Life: Awakening Arc · Episode 1
The Beginning: The Scenery of a Certain Day, The Girls` Daily Lives, The Return of Wooser
2014-01-085 min
After the tragedy that claimed so many lives, Wooser awakens in a mechanical castle. Caught off guard by the sudden time slip, he witnesses a general who looks just like him... Wooser kills the general and takes his place, and now he`s off to warp history to his own twisted ends... maybe! He may just go watch TV.
1The Beginning: The Scenery of a Certain Day, The Girls` Daily Lives, The Return of Wooser2014-01-085 minAfter the tragedy that claimed so many lives, Wooser awakens in a mechanical castle. Caught off guard by the sudden time slip, he witnesses a general who looks just like him... Wooser kills the general and takes his place, and now he`s off to warp history to his own twisted ends... maybe! He may just go watch TV.2Justice: A Lonely Battle, A Sworn Victory for Mother, Wooser Goes for the Draw2014-01-155 minCaught once again in a time warp, Wooser awakens to find himself drifting into port on a ship unlike any he`s ever seen. The port is surrounded by multiple battleships, and the situation is dire. But Wooser puts his counterattack plan into operation! But what can he do with only one ship and limited weapons? What fate will befall our hero just before he wakes up and finds out it was all a dream!?
3Kingdom: Memories Faded, Memories Unfading, The Cutest Wooser in the World2014-01-225 minAfter his battle with the enemy fleet, Wooser is hired as a tactical advisor. He agrees, and is taken to a magical kingdom made of candy. But this splendid, delicious land conceals a dark secret. Where did all the people go? ... we`ll probably never find out!
4Evolution: Fragments of Ephemeral Dreams, Guidance of Shining Stars, Wooser Going His Own Way2014-01-295 minWooser drops his wallet, along with the letter for the queen, and is forced to spend the night outside. The crackling of a fire, the twinkling of the stars in the sky... forget the queen, and forget the letter. Just as wooser is about to fall into a peaceful slumber, a horde of monsters attack! An army of immortal soldiers and dark conspiracy controlling them... do not feature in this episode!
5Promise: A Passion for Uniforms, A Family Restaurant is Fine, Burning Wooser2014-02-055 min"Avenge me," the man whispered as he died. Following clues found in the man`s belongings, Wooser visits heaven on earth, a girl`s high school! As Wooser is caught up in the troubles of the student council, he realizes something is wrong... This school has no uniforms! An unhappy Wooser chances upon a local restaurant... maybe he`ll find something nice there. I hope so.
6Trust: Midsummer Night Illusion, Mechanical Comrade, Wooser Doesn’t Have Many Friends2014-02-125 minAfter a long journey, Wooser finds himself in a world where humans are ruled by machines. "I`m an animal, though, so I don`t care," says Wooser, unconcerned. But an endless assault by robot soldiers puts him up against the wall: "At this rate, I`ll run out of quarters..." He`s barely got enough money to make bus fare home... can he awaken to a new power? Maybe? Please?
7Inevitability: The World Changes. The Future Lies Ahead. Wooser Refuses to Move Forward2014-02-195 minWooser manages to swap the doors to the men`s and women`s baths through the sheer power of his lust. Meanwhile, an unidentified object appears in the skies over America, and the military starts to panic. Will we be able to talk to them? Will Ajipon`s noble sacrifice once again save the world? Will it? Will it?
8Cheers: A Time for Blessings, Keep Common Sense in Mind, Because Wooser Won’t2014-02-265 minWooser, with the help of an army of river otters, goes to an audition to become an idol, but just before his performance it`s discovered that some of his group are actually sea otters and beavers. "But I want to sing!", Wooser yells. To defeat the other idols, Wooser will (not) have to pilot a giant robot with resolve in his heart.
9Recollections: The Real You, the Truth You Must Confront, Wooser Turns Away2014-03-055 minWooser awakes in the world of the dead. Things seem very strange there. To get a better idea of the situation, he turns on the TV. There he sees Darth Wooser, who tells him of the day when he changed fate, and the sorrowful events he`d forgotten. Wait, no, that`s the weather he`s reading
10Fate: The Strongest Enemy Appears; A Cruel, Inescapable Destiny; Wooser is Judged2014-03-125 minWooser is on the run for a murder he didn`t commit, and decides that while he`s on the run from the law, he should try and commit a few more crimes. So he steals the production fund for the anime and uses it to search for buried treasure. As Wooser goes out of control, the hammer of justice descends upon him... and lands about 3 feet to the left.
11Hope: Lalalalalalalalalaalalalaa, lalalalalalalalalaalalalaa2014-03-195 minAs the last episode approaches, Wooser has run out of jokes. In a last, desperate attempt, he searches for "Out of jokes". Help me Go*gle Wan Kenobi, you`re my only hope! At the same time, he searches for "Cannons and Drills to help you on the battlefield", but he can`t find the cannon part he needs. Cannon! Bring me a cannon!
12Awakening: Love Drawn in Starry Skies, Your Present is Me, Thank You, Wooser2014-03-265 min"If only I could turn back time..." she whispered, smiling sadly. Even if learning the truth hurts you, people can become stronger, and time will heal all wounds. There is nothing to hear. I pray that your future will be a bright and shining one. And for that to happen, I will carry the weight of this sin.
2Justice: A Lonely Battle, A Sworn Victory for Mother, Wooser Goes for the Draw2014-01-155 minCaught once again in a time warp, Wooser awakens to find himself drifting into port on a ship unlike any he`s ever seen. The port is surrounded by multiple battleships, and the situation is dire. But Wooser puts his counterattack plan into operation! But what can he do with only one ship and limited weapons? What fate will befall our hero just before he wakes up and finds out it was all a dream!?3Kingdom: Memories Faded, Memories Unfading, The Cutest Wooser in the World2014-01-225 minAfter his battle with the enemy fleet, Wooser is hired as a tactical advisor. He agrees, and is taken to a magical kingdom made of candy. But this splendid, delicious land conceals a dark secret. Where did all the people go? ... we`ll probably never find out!4Evolution: Fragments of Ephemeral Dreams, Guidance of Shining Stars, Wooser Going His Own Way2014-01-295 minWooser drops his wallet, along with the letter for the queen, and is forced to spend the night outside. The crackling of a fire, the twinkling of the stars in the sky... forget the queen, and forget the letter. Just as wooser is about to fall into a peaceful slumber, a horde of monsters attack! An army of immortal soldiers and dark conspiracy controlling them... do not feature in this episode!5Promise: A Passion for Uniforms, A Family Restaurant is Fine, Burning Wooser2014-02-055 min"Avenge me," the man whispered as he died. Following clues found in the man`s belongings, Wooser visits heaven on earth, a girl`s high school! As Wooser is caught up in the troubles of the student council, he realizes something is wrong... This school has no uniforms! An unhappy Wooser chances upon a local restaurant... maybe he`ll find something nice there. I hope so.6Trust: Midsummer Night Illusion, Mechanical Comrade, Wooser Doesn’t Have Many Friends2014-02-125 minAfter a long journey, Wooser finds himself in a world where humans are ruled by machines. "I`m an animal, though, so I don`t care," says Wooser, unconcerned. But an endless assault by robot soldiers puts him up against the wall: "At this rate, I`ll run out of quarters..." He`s barely got enough money to make bus fare home... can he awaken to a new power? Maybe? Please?7Inevitability: The World Changes. The Future Lies Ahead. Wooser Refuses to Move Forward2014-02-195 minWooser manages to swap the doors to the men`s and women`s baths through the sheer power of his lust. Meanwhile, an unidentified object appears in the skies over America, and the military starts to panic. Will we be able to talk to them? Will Ajipon`s noble sacrifice once again save the world? Will it? Will it?8Cheers: A Time for Blessings, Keep Common Sense in Mind, Because Wooser Won’t2014-02-265 minWooser, with the help of an army of river otters, goes to an audition to become an idol, but just before his performance it`s discovered that some of his group are actually sea otters and beavers. "But I want to sing!", Wooser yells. To defeat the other idols, Wooser will (not) have to pilot a giant robot with resolve in his heart.9Recollections: The Real You, the Truth You Must Confront, Wooser Turns Away2014-03-055 minWooser awakes in the world of the dead. Things seem very strange there. To get a better idea of the situation, he turns on the TV. There he sees Darth Wooser, who tells him of the day when he changed fate, and the sorrowful events he`d forgotten. Wait, no, that`s the weather he`s reading10Fate: The Strongest Enemy Appears; A Cruel, Inescapable Destiny; Wooser is Judged2014-03-125 minWooser is on the run for a murder he didn`t commit, and decides that while he`s on the run from the law, he should try and commit a few more crimes. So he steals the production fund for the anime and uses it to search for buried treasure. As Wooser goes out of control, the hammer of justice descends upon him... and lands about 3 feet to the left.11Hope: Lalalalalalalalalaalalalaa, lalalalalalalalalaalalalaa2014-03-195 minAs the last episode approaches, Wooser has run out of jokes. In a last, desperate attempt, he searches for "Out of jokes". Help me Go*gle Wan Kenobi, you`re my only hope! At the same time, he searches for "Cannons and Drills to help you on the battlefield", but he can`t find the cannon part he needs. Cannon! Bring me a cannon!12Awakening: Love Drawn in Starry Skies, Your Present is Me, Thank You, Wooser2014-03-265 min"If only I could turn back time..." she whispered, smiling sadly. Even if learning the truth hurts you, people can become stronger, and time will heal all wounds. There is nothing to hear. I pray that your future will be a bright and shining one. And for that to happen, I will carry the weight of this sin.
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